The Complete Guide to Cruise Ship Drink Packages - Funny Cruise Shirts
DRINK PACKAGE

The Complete Guide to Cruise Ship Drink Packages

·

So, You Want to Know About Cruise Ship Drink Packages?

Alright, settle in, buttercup. You've booked the cruise, you've started the countdown, and now the big question looms: should you get the cruise ship drink package? The answer, usually, is a resounding YES. But before you go full send on that unlimited mai tai dream, let's break down everything you need to know about the ultimate cruise accessory. This isn't just a guide; it's your personal handbook to liquid vacation bliss, a comprehensive cruise drink packages guide designed to help you navigate the high seas of hydration.

Because let's be real, you're not just buying drinks; you're buying freedom. The freedom to order that third espresso martini without doing mental math, the freedom to try every weird cocktail on the menu, and the freedom to finally stop caring what anything costs. That, my friends, is true vacation mode.

Breaking Down What's Actually Included (and What's Not)

Every cruise line has its own flavor of beverage package, but they all follow a similar recipe. Think of it like this: you've got your basics, your boozers, and your fancy stuff. Most packages will cover a wide range of beverages, but the specifics can make or break your budget (and your liver).

The Usual Suspects: What's Always In?

  • Sodas: Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, whatever fizzy goodness your heart desires. No more paying per can!
  • Juices: Orange, apple, cranberry, pineapple – usually from a dispenser, but sometimes bottled.
  • Bottled Water: This is huge. Staying hydrated is key to surviving the pool deck, and those little bottles add up fast.
  • Coffee & Tea: Standard drip coffee and basic teas are usually free anyway, but packages often include specialty coffees like lattes, cappuccinos, and even fancy iced teas.
  • Mocktails: For those moments when you want to feel fancy without the buzz (or if you're the designated joke-teller for the night).

The Liquid Gold: Alcohol Inclusions

This is where the real fun begins. Most standard alcohol packages will include:

  • Beer: A selection of domestic and sometimes international beers. Don't expect craft brewery deep cuts, but you'll find your favorites.
  • Wine by the Glass: House wines, often a red, white, and rosé. The quality usually matches the price point of the package.
  • Standard Cocktails: Think margaritas, daiquiris, mojitos, gin and tonics. If it's on the basic bar menu, it's probably covered.
  • Spirits: Your well-known brands of vodka, rum, gin, tequila, and whiskey. Again, not the top-shelf stuff, but perfectly capable of getting the job done.

The Catch: What's Usually Out (or Limited)

No free lunch, right? Or in this case, no free top-shelf cognac for a week. Here's what often isn't included or comes with limitations:

  • Premium Spirits & Wines: That 25-year-old scotch? Not happening. Fancy Champagne? Probably not. Top-tier wines by the glass often exceed the package's per-drink limit.
  • Minibar Items: Anything in your cabin's mini-fridge is usually extra, even if it's technically covered by your package at a bar. Don't fall for that trap.
  • Room Service: While some non-alcoholic beverages might be, alcoholic room service usually carries a separate charge.
  • Exclusive Venue Drinks: Some specialty restaurants or exclusive lounge areas might have drinks that aren't included or only partially covered.
  • Souvenir Glasses: You pay for the glass, not the drink inside.
  • Freshly Squeezed Juices: Sometimes, these are a separate upcharge.
  • Shots: Depending on the cruise line and bartender, shots might be excluded or limited. They want you drinking responsibly, or at least, slowly.

Understanding these inclusions and exclusions is the first step to truly mastering your cruise alcohol consumption. It’s about knowing your limits and knowing the package's limits.

The Difference Between Basic and Premium Tiers

Most cruise lines offer at least two tiers of their beverage package: a standard (or "classic") and a premium (or "deluxe"). The names vary, but the concept is the same: more money, more options, often better quality.

The Basic Tier: Your Everyday Drinker's Best Friend

This is the workhorse. It covers most of the items listed above under "The Usual Suspects" and "Alcohol Inclusions." It's perfect for:

  • The beer and wine enthusiast who's happy with a decent selection.
  • The cocktail lover who sticks to the classics.
  • Anyone who just wants to avoid the bill shock at the end of the cruise.
  • First-time cruisers who are dipping their toes into the drink package waters.

The per-drink value limit on a basic package is usually around $10-$12. So, if your drink costs more than that, you'll pay the difference. Keep an eye on the menu prices!

The Premium Tier: For the Discerning Drinker (or the One Who Doesn't Care)

The premium package steps things up. It usually includes everything in the basic package

Ready to Shop?

Browse our collection — Cruise Humor. No Apologies..

Shop All Shirts
Funny Cruise Shirts

Published by Funny Cruise Shirts

Cruise Humor. No Apologies.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are cruise drink packages worth the money?

For many cruisers, absolutely. If you plan to enjoy 3-5 alcoholic drinks a day, plus specialty coffees, sodas, and bottled water, the package often pays for itself. The convenience of not tracking every cost adds significant value to your vacation experience.

What's the main difference between basic and premium drink packages?

Basic packages cover standard beers, wines, and classic cocktails with a lower per-drink value limit. Premium packages typically include higher-end spirits, a wider wine selection, specialty cocktails, and a higher per-drink value, offering more options and often better quality beverages.

Can I share my cruise drink package with someone else?

No, drink packages are almost always for individual use only. Attempting to share your package can lead to its revocation without a refund. Each adult in a cabin often needs to purchase a package if one does, so always check your cruise line's specific rules.

Do drink packages include bottled water and specialty coffee?

Most cruise drink packages, even basic ones, include unlimited bottled water, sodas, and juices. Many also cover specialty coffees like lattes, cappuccinos, and espresso. Always review the specific inclusions for your chosen package tier and cruise line.

What happens if a drink costs more than my package's per-drink limit?

If a drink exceeds your package's per-drink value limit, you will typically only pay the difference. For example, if your limit is $12 and you order a $15 drink, you'd pay $3 plus any applicable gratuity. Bartenders usually inform you of this before preparing the drink.

Are drink packages worth it on port-intensive cruises?

It depends on how much time you spend off the ship. If you're ashore for most of the day, you'll have fewer opportunities to use the package. Consider your itinerary and how much drinking you plan to do onboard versus in port before committing to a package.

drink-package cruise-alcohol beverage-package cruise-tips cruise-humor

New Funny Cruise Designs Drop Weekly

Get first access to new designs, cruise packing tips, and jokes too good to keep to ourselves.

No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.