Cruise Humor Blog: Jokes, Tips, and Sea Day Stories
Our cruise humor blog rounds up the jokes, packing hacks, drink-package wisdom, and pool-bar stories worth retelling. New posts when something on a sea day demands it.
How to Actually Relax on a Cruise (It's Harder Than You Think)
7 Reasons Balcony Rooms Ruin You for All Other Vacations
The Emotional Rollercoaster of Debarkation Day
Cruise Laundry: The Most Expensive Loads You'll Ever Wash
Why the Cruise Director Is Basically a Stand-Up Comedian
Smuggling Drinks on a Cruise: What Actually Works (Asking for a Friend)
An Honest Review of Cruise Ship Room Service
The Pool Deck Hierarchy: Where Do You Fall?
How Many Drinks Does It Take to Make the Drink Package Worth It?
Girls Trip Cruise Gifts That'll Start the Party Early
12 Things You'll Say at Least Once on a Cruise
Our Favorite Cruise Jokes (And the Shirts We Made From Them)
Why Cruise Photographers Are the Most Persistent People Alive
Top 10 Drinks to Order on Your Cruise (And One to Avoid)
An Open Letter to the Person Who Saved Pool Chairs at 6 AM
Pre-Cruise Gifts That'll Make Them Laugh Before They Board
Cruiser Zodiac: What Your Favorite Deck Says About You
Port Day Survival Guide for People Who'd Rather Stay on the Ship
The Unspoken Rules of the Cruise Pool Bar
The Definitive Ranking of Cruise Ship Food
Wave Season Is Over — Did You Book Your Cruise Yet?
10 Cruise Ship Activities That Sound Fun (But Aren't)
A Love Letter to the Cruise Ship Midnight Buffet
How to Survive Formal Night When You Packed All Funny Shirts
Drink Package Math: Did You Actually Save Money?
The cruise drink package is a common debate among cruisers. This guide helps you calculate your potential cruise drink package savings by breaking down the break-even point, factoring in specialty drinks, and considering the psychological benefits of unlimited sips. We explore whether the upfront cruise alcohol cost truly pays off for your vacation style.
Why Your Cabin Steward Deserves an Award
Matching Cruise Shirts for Couples: The Funny Edition
15 Cruise Ship Memes That Are Too Real
What to Wear on a Cruise: A Guide for People With Humor
The Best (and Worst) Cruise Ship Happy Hours
Cruise Ship Elevator Etiquette: An Unhinged Guide
How to Be the Funniest Person on Your Cruise (Shirt Included)
8 Things That Are Weirdly Expensive on a Cruise Ship
Frozen Drinks on a Cruise: A Ranking Nobody Asked For
The 5 Stages of Cruise Withdrawal (And How to Cope)
Funny Cruise Gag Gifts That'll Actually Get Used
Why Towel Animals Are the Unsung Heroes of Every Cruise
First Time Cruiser? Here's What You're About to Learn the Hard Way
10 Things That Only Make Sense on a Cruise Ship
How to Actually Use Your Drink Package Like a Pro
Summer Cruise Season 2026: What to Know Before You Board
Sea Day vs. Port Day: The Great Cruise Debate
The Honest Guide to Cruise Packing (What You Actually Need)
Tired of overpacking for your cruise? This honest guide cuts through the fluff, offering essential cruise packing tips to help you pack light and smart. Discover what you actually need for your next trip, from versatile cruise outfits to unexpected cabin essentials, ensuring you save space for fun and funny shirts.
12 Reasons the Lido Deck Is the Best Place on the Ship
Cruise Cocktail Recipes to Make at Home (When You Miss the Ship)
Things Only Repeat Cruisers Understand
What to Buy the Person Who Won't Stop Talking About Their Cruise
How to Win at Sea Day: The Ultimate Guide