Drink Package V-Neck Shirt – Warning I Bought The Drink Package

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🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Warning I Bought The Drink Package V-Neck in Black
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Color: Black

Size: Large

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Printed in the USA
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Product Details & Specs
Blank
Bella+Canvas 3005 Unisex Jersey V-Neck Tee
Fabric
Cotton
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Subtle Style, Bold Statement: Drink Package Warning V-Neck Tee

For the cruiser who likes a little extra flair with their humor, this 'WARNING! I bought the Drink Package' V-neck tee is your go-to. It's the perfect blend of casual style and an unmistakable declaration of fun. Get ready for unlimited good times – your shirt has already set the tone!

Why You'll Love It

  • The 'WARNING!' text and cocktail glass design are a clear signal of fun ahead.
  • Features a comfortable V-neckline, offering a stylish alternative to a crew neck.
  • Soft, breathable fabric keeps you cool while you're enjoying your beverages.
  • Actually Funny Designs: No generic clip art, just cruise puns that start conversations.

Why We Designed This

Sometimes you want a different neckline! We designed this V-neck for cruisers who appreciate a bit of variety in their wardrobe without sacrificing the humor. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. If you're going to spend a week on a floating city, you might as well wear something that makes people laugh and feels just right.

Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)

Pace yourself on embarkation day! It's tempting to hit the ground running with the drink package, but save some energy (and liver function) for the rest of the week.

Perfect For

  • Enjoying happy hour at the ship's martini bar.
  • Casual dinners in the main dining room.
  • Gifting to a friend who prefers a V-neck style.
  • Any relaxed moment on your cruise, drink in hand.
  • Humorous 'WARNING! I bought the Drink Package' text for all to see.
  • Stylized cocktail glass with umbrella and lime adds festive flair.
  • Crisp white design ensures the joke is easily legible.
  • Soft, comfortable fabric with a flattering V-neck cut.
  • Unisex fit provides a relaxed feel for any cruise enthusiast.
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Frequently Asked Questions

How does the V-neck style enhance the 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' design?

The V-neck offers a slightly more open and casual neckline, which pairs well with the laid-back, humorous vibe of the 'WARNING!' and drink package slogan, making it a comfortable choice for vacation.

Is this V-neck tee suitable for both men and women on a cruise?

Yes, this is a unisex V-neck, offering a comfortable fit for everyone looking to add some fun cruise humor to their wardrobe. It's great for couples or friend groups.

Will the 'I bought the Drink Package' text be easy to read on this style?

Absolutely. The design is optimized for the V-neck, ensuring the bold 'WARNING!' text, cocktail graphic, and script font are clear and legible.

What kind of feel does the fabric have for a V-neck?

Our V-necks are typically made from soft, breathable materials, ensuring comfort whether you're enjoying the sun on deck or a cool evening breeze.

Is this 'Drink Package' V-neck a good choice for a pre-cruise gift?

Definitely. The universally funny 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' message appeals to a wide audience, making it an excellent and humorous gift for anyone heading on a cruise.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.

Will the print fade or crack?

We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.

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