Cruise Drinking Hoodie – Warning I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Cruise Drinking Hoodie – Warning I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Go-To Cruise Drink Package Hoodie for Ultimate Comfort
Elevate your cruise comfort game with this hilarious Hoodie that screams 'WARNING! I bought the Drink Package!' Featuring a fantastic illustration of a cruise ship chilling in a cocktail glass, it's perfect for those breezy sea days, cool evenings, or when you just want to cozy up and let everyone know your vacation priorities. The front pocket is also perfect for stashing your key card!
Why You'll Love It
- Warm, soft fleece interior with a comfy hood for extra coziness.
- Front pouch pocket ideal for stashing essentials (or a small snack).
- A funny, unmistakable declaration of your commitment to cruise fun.
- Free Shipping Over $75: Spend $75 or more and shipping is on us!
Why We Designed This
Who doesn't love a good hoodie? Especially on a cruise where the weather can change or the AC is on full blast. We designed this for the ultimate comfort seeker who also wants to make a statement about their best cruise investment. It’s for the relaxed, fun-loving cruiser who knows how to maximize their vacation. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes, and a comfy hoodie just makes those jokes land better.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
A hoodie is your best friend on a cruise. It's great for windy decks, cold theaters, or just hiding from the morning sun after a few too many from the drink package. Plus, the pocket is perfect for your cruise card and phone.
Perfect For
- Breezy mornings on the balcony.
- Chilly evenings enjoying deck activities.
- Lounging in your cabin or a quiet corner of the ship.
- Anyone who loves comfort, humor, and unlimited drinks.
- ✓ Bold "WARNING! I bought the Drink Package" text and fun ship-in-cocktail graphic.
- ✓ Distinctive illustrated text style in high-contrast white and black.
- ✓ A funny, cozy declaration for your cruise adventure.
- ✓ Soft, warm hoodie with a comfortable hood and front pouch pocket.
- ✓ Relaxed unisex fit, perfect for staying warm and casual on deck.
Frequently Asked Questions
How warm is this hoodie for a cruise vacation?
Our heavy blend hoodie provides excellent warmth and comfort, making it ideal for chilly sea breezes, cooler evenings, or early mornings on deck.
Will the 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' design stand out on the hoodie?
Yes, the design is printed to be bold and clear on the hoodie, ensuring your funny cruise statement is visible and adds to your vacation style.
What's the best way to wear this hoodie on a cruise?
It's perfect for layering over t-shirts or tank tops. Wear it while relaxing on your balcony, walking the ship, or during travel to and from your cruise.
Does the hoodie have a front pocket?
Yes, this classic hoodie features a spacious front pouch pocket, perfect for keeping your hands warm or storing small essentials.
Is this hoodie suitable for port days?
Definitely! It's a comfortable and practical choice for port days, especially if you're visiting a cooler climate or spending time outdoors.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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