Cruise Drinking Premium Tee – Warning I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Premium Tee – Warning I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Premium Cruise Drink Package Tee for the Discerning Drinker
You've upgraded your cabin, you've definitely upgraded to the drink package, so why not upgrade your cruise apparel? This Premium T-Shirt proudly declares 'WARNING! I bought the Drink Package' with a cheeky illustration of a cruise ship chilling in a cocktail glass. It's the perfect blend of high-end comfort and low-inhibition humor.
Why You'll Love It
- A softer, more substantial feel that stands out from the crowd.
- The ultimate conversation starter for fellow drink package veterans.
- Durable fabric that holds up to countless buffet trips and pool splashes.
- Printed Fresh for a sharp, detailed graphic that maintains its humor.
Why We Designed This
We know our repeat cruisers appreciate a bit of extra comfort while they're living their best life at sea. This design needed a canvas that felt as good as those unlimited drinks taste. It's for the folks who've earned their stripes and their drink package, and want to announce their intentions with a touch more class – but still all the laughs. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
The secret to maximizing your drink package isn't speed, it's strategy. Start with a mimosa at breakfast, enjoy a frozen concoction by the pool, and finish with a nightcap. Just remember to tip your bartenders – they're the real MVPs of your vacation.
Perfect For
- Showing off your veteran cruiser status.
- Elevating your casual sea day style.
- Gifting to a fellow drink package enthusiast.
- Anyone who enjoys a laugh and a quality tee.
- ✓ Humorous "WARNING! I bought the Drink Package" slogan with a fun cruise ship cocktail graphic.
- ✓ Eye-catching white and black artwork designed to get smiles.
- ✓ A witty declaration of your commitment to cruise fun.
- ✓ Made from premium, soft cotton for superior comfort and fit.
- ✓ Features a slightly more structured, higher-quality feel than standard tees.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the fabric feel on the premium tee?
Our premium unisex jersey tee feels incredibly soft and lightweight, offering superior comfort for all your cruise activities. It drapes well and feels great against the skin.
Is this premium tee suitable for warmer weather on a cruise?
Yes, the premium fabric is breathable and comfortable, making it an excellent choice for sunny days on deck or exploring warm destinations.
Will the 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' design stand out on this premium shirt?
The quality printing on our premium tee ensures the vibrant design pops, making your funny cruise statement clear and stylish.
Can I wear this premium tee for a night out on the ship?
While casual, the premium fabric gives this tee a slightly elevated feel, making it suitable for relaxed evening gatherings or bars on the ship.
What makes this premium tee different from the standard t-shirt?
The premium tee uses a higher quality, softer, and often more durable fabric blend for an enhanced feel and fit, perfect for those who appreciate extra comfort during their vacation.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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