Funny Cruise Women's Shirt – Don't Give A Ship, Stars Border
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Funny Cruise Women's Shirt – Don't Give A Ship, Stars Border
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Sail Away from Worries in Your Give A Ship Cruise Ladies Tee!
Ladies, you've earned this week of not giving a single ship! This tee is designed to flatter while clearly stating your vacation priorities: relaxation, fun, and absolutely no stress. Featuring a charming cruise ship sailing past tropical scenery, it's the perfect top for showing off your carefree cruise spirit with a touch of humor.
Why You'll Love It
- Actually Funny Designs: Get ready for compliments and knowing glances from fellow cruisers who appreciate a good pun and a great vacation attitude.
- Printed Fresh For You: Your vibrant 'don't give a ship' message and the scenic cruise graphic are DTG printed, ensuring crisp teal, white, black, and blue colors.
- Flattering Ladies Fit: Designed specifically for women, this tee offers a comfortable yet stylish silhouette, perfect for any cruise activity.
- 30-Day Returns: If it doesn't fit or there's a defect, we'll make it right within 30 days. No drama, no hoops – just send us a message.
Why We Designed This
At Funny Cruise Shirts, we know women cruisers appreciate a tee that's both comfortable and makes a statement. This 'don't give a ship' design was crafted to give you a fun, feminine way to express that blissful vacation mode. It’s for the ladies who’ve earned every moment of their cruise and aren't afraid to show it with a laugh and a great fit.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
To truly not give a ship on a ladies' cruise, pack a cute cover-up that doubles as a casual dinner outfit. Less time fussing, more time sipping margaritas. Efficiency is key to maximum relaxation!
Perfect For
- Ladies who love a good pun and a comfortable, flattering fit.
- Group cruise photos with your besties (everyone needs one!).
- Rocking a relaxed yet stylish look on the lido deck or in port.
- Declaring your vacation status from the moment you board.
- ✓ Bold 'THIS WEEK I don't GIVE A Ship' text for ultimate vacation mode.
- ✓ Vibrant illustrated cruise ship, palm trees, sun, and ocean waves.
- ✓ Humorous pun design that resonates with seasoned cruisers.
- ✓ Flattering ladies fit, tailored for comfortable and stylish wear.
- ✓ Soft, lightweight fabric perfect for warm cruise destinations.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the ladies' tee have a flattering cut for a cruise vacation?
Yes, this ladies' tee is designed with a flattering fit that complements your shape, making it a stylish choice for showing off your vacation spirit.
Is the 'This Week I Don't Give A Ship' graphic clear on the ladies' fit?
The humorous cruise slogan and the illustrated cruise ship are printed clearly on this tee, ensuring your 'don't give a ship' attitude is front and center.
Can I wear this ladies' tee for a night out on the ship?
This tee is perfect for casual evenings, poolside lounging, or exploring ports. Pair it with shorts or a skirt for a fun, relaxed cruise look.
What kind of material is this ladies' tee made from?
This tee is crafted from midweight cotton, providing a comfortable and breathable feel that's ideal for the varying temperatures on a cruise.
Would this 'Give A Ship' ladies' tee make a good gift for a friend going on a cruise?
Absolutely! It's a universally funny and relatable design that any woman on vacation would appreciate. It's a great way to get them in the mood to not give a ship!
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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