Sarcastic Cruise Tank Top – Don't Give A Ship, Sun Rays
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Sarcastic Cruise Tank Top – Don't Give A Ship, Sun Rays
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Make Waves with This Don't Give A Ship Cruise Tank for Your Whole Crew!
Sun's out, fun's out! This hilarious tank top is the ultimate uniform for your friend group's cruise vacation. Declare your collective 'I don't give a ship' attitude with a smiling sun and a carefree cruise ship, perfect for lounging by the pool, hitting the lido deck, or soaking up the sun on shore excursions. Get ready to turn heads and share laughs!
Why You'll Love It
- Actually Funny Designs: A witty pun that will have your whole crew (and everyone around them) laughing.
- Perfect for Sunny Days: Lightweight and breathable, ideal for hot weather and poolside antics.
- Printed Fresh For You: DTG printing ensures your white text and fun graphics stay crisp and vibrant, even after multiple cannonballs.
- Free Shipping Over $75: Outfit the entire squad with matching tanks and enjoy free delivery – more cash for those frozen drinks!
Why We Designed This
When you're with your best friends on a cruise, it's all about sun, fun, and zero worries. We wanted a design that captures that pure, unadulterated pool-deck energy. This tank is for the crews who are ready to make a splash, soak up every ray, and collectively agree that responsibilities are strictly on vacation hold. It’s about making unforgettable, hilarious memories.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
When cruising with friends, consider a 'buddy system' for the pool deck. One person guards the chairs, the other grabs the drinks. Teamwork makes the dream work, especially when prime real estate is involved. Don't forget your matching tanks!
Perfect For
- Matching attire for your entire cruise friend group.
- Lounging by the pool or on the lido deck.
- Hot weather shore excursions and beach days.
- Making a fun, unified statement wherever you go on the ship.
- ✓ Features the iconic 'This Week i DON'T GIVE "a ship"' slogan, perfect for group humor.
- ✓ Charming cruise ship illustration with a smiling sun, evoking ultimate vacation vibes.
- ✓ Crisp white graphic ensures your group's humorous message is clear and stands out.
- ✓ Made from soft, lightweight 100% cotton for maximum breathability in warm climates.
- ✓ Classic unisex tank top fit offers freedom of movement and ideal comfort for sunny days.
Frequently Asked Questions
I need something cool for the hottest days. Is this tank light and breathable enough for peak summer cruising?
Absolutely! This unisex tank is made from lightweight, breathable cotton, making it perfect for staying cool and comfortable during the hottest, sun-drenched days on your cruise.
Our group wants matching tanks for our pool day. Will these tanks look good on both guys and girls in our group?
Yes, this unisex tank offers a comfortable, relaxed fit that looks great on both men and women, making it an excellent choice for your entire friend group to wear for matching pool day humor.
Is a tank top a good gift for someone who mostly cruises to warm, sunny destinations?
Yes, a tank top is an ideal and very practical gift for someone who frequently cruises to warm, sunny destinations, allowing them to fully embrace the sun and fun while showing off their cruise humor.
My partner and I want matching tanks for the lido deck. How is the sizing for a couple in a unisex tank?
Our unisex tanks run true to size for men and offer a relaxed fit for women. We recommend checking the size chart to ensure the perfect, comfortable fit for both of you for your matching lido deck outfits.
Will the design hold up to sun exposure and chlorine from pool days?
The direct-to-garment print is made with durable, high-quality inks designed to withstand regular washing and exposure, ensuring your 'This Week I Don't Give A Ship' design remains vibrant even after many pool days.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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