Cruise Pun Women's Tank Top – Don't Give A Ship, Dolphins & Palms
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Cruise Pun Women's Tank Top – Don't Give A Ship, Dolphins & Palms
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Next Level 1533 Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Funniest "Don't Give A Ship" Ladies Tank for Poolside Perfection
Ladies, when the sun's out and the sea is calling, this "This Week I Don't Give A Ship" racerback tank is your ultimate cruise essential! Featuring a vibrant cruise ship, sun, palm trees, and playful dolphins, with the ultimate vacation declaration, this tank lets you soak up the rays in style while loudly proclaiming your carefree attitude. Perfect for when you're not giving a ship about anything but sunshine and good times!
Why You'll Love It
- Flattering racerback cut perfect for sunny days and showing off your tan.
- Flaunt your "don't give a ship" attitude with a fun, eye-catching design.
- Printed fresh for you, ensuring the vibrant illustration looks crisp all cruise long.
- Actually funny designs – because your cruise humor deserves to be on display.
Why We Designed This
We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. This design? It’s for every woman who loves soaking up the sun, cocktail in hand, with not a care in the world. We wanted a tank that lets you fully embrace that glorious moment of letting go of all responsibilities and just enjoying the warmth. Because if you're going to spend a week on a floating city, you might as well wear something that makes people laugh and keeps you cool.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Sunscreen is your best friend. Seriously, reapply often, especially after a dip in the pool. You don't give a ship about responsibilities this week, but you might regret that sunburn later. This tank will keep you cool, but protect that skin!
Perfect For
- Lounging poolside with a frozen drink in hand.
- Hitting the gym on board (if you actually give a ship about that).
- Gifting to the sun-loving cruiser who lives for warm destinations.
- Wearing on shore excursions in hot climates, declaring your mood.
- ✓ Features a colorful cruise ship, sun, palm trees, and playful dolphins.
- ✓ Bold, gradient text "This Week i DON'T GIVE a ship" for ultimate cruise humor.
- ✓ A witty, sarcastic design perfect for seasoned female cruisers.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable fabric ideal for hot weather and sunny days.
- ✓ Stylish ladies racerback cut for comfort and freedom of movement.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the fit of the Ladies Tank (Racerback) like?
This racerback tank is designed for a flattering and comfortable fit for ladies, allowing for freedom of movement and a stylish look.
How does the 'This Week I Don't Give A Ship' design look on this racerback style?
The design is printed to be vibrant and fun on the racerback cut, ensuring the cruise ship graphic and the "This Week i DON'T GIVE a ship" slogan are clearly visible.
Is this tank top suitable for a ladies' cruise group that wants matching shirts?
Absolutely! It's a fun and comfortable option that makes for great matching cruise attire for a group of friends looking to have a laugh.
Can I wear this tank top for active excursions on my cruise?
Yes, the racerback style allows for excellent mobility, making it a great choice for shore excursions, gym sessions on the ship, or any activity where you want to stay cool and comfortable.
What kind of fabric is this ladies' tank made from?
It's typically made from a soft, breathable blend of cotton and polyester, designed for comfort during warm weather and active wear.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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