Cruise Pun Long Sleeve Shirt – Don't Give A Ship, Dolphins & Palms
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Pun Long Sleeve Shirt – Don't Give A Ship, Dolphins & Palms
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your "Don't Give A Ship" Long Sleeve for Cooler Cruise Nights
Even on a cruise, the evenings can get a little breezy, or the AC in the dining room can be brutal. That's where your "This Week I Don't Give A Ship" long sleeve comes in! Featuring a vibrant cruise ship, sun, palm trees, and dolphins, with the ultimate vacation declaration, this shirt lets you stay cozy while still loudly proclaiming your carefree attitude. Perfect for those cooler moments when you're still not giving a ship!
Why You'll Love It
- Stay comfortable and warm during chilly evenings or over-enthusiastic AC.
- Keep your "don't give a ship" attitude going strong, even when covered up.
- Printed fresh for you, ensuring the vibrant design and text last all season.
- Free shipping over $75 – stock up for the whole cruise crew!
Why We Designed This
We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. This design? It’s for the cruisers who know that even on the high seas, an extra layer can be a lifesaver. We wanted a shirt that lets you keep your vacation mindset front and center, even when the sun goes down or you're stuck in a chilly lecture hall. Because if you're going to spend a week on a floating city, you might as well wear something that makes people laugh and keeps you cozy.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Always pack a light jacket or a long sleeve. Seriously, the ship's AC has no chill. This tee will be your best friend when you're trying to enjoy dinner without freezing, all while still not giving a ship about anything else.
Perfect For
- Enjoying cool evenings on the promenade deck.
- Staying cozy in overly air-conditioned dining rooms or theaters.
- Gifting to the smart cruiser who always plans for temperature changes.
- Layering up while still broadcasting your relaxed cruise mood.
- ✓ Features a colorful cruise ship, sun, palm trees, and playful dolphins.
- ✓ Bold, gradient text "This Week i DON'T GIVE a ship" for ultimate cruise humor.
- ✓ A witty, sarcastic design perfect for seasoned cruise veterans.
- ✓ Made with comfortable, mid-weight cotton for warmth.
- ✓ Standard unisex fit provides a relaxed and easy-to-wear style.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this long sleeve tee warm enough for cooler evenings on a cruise?
Yes, this ultra cotton long sleeve tee provides a comfortable layer for cooler cruise days or evenings when you want a bit more coverage.
Does the 'This Week I Don't Give A Ship' design look as good on the long sleeve as it does on a t-shirt?
Absolutely! The design is printed to be just as vibrant and clear on the long sleeves, ensuring your message of not caring is seen from all angles.
Would this be a good shirt for a friend group to buy for a cruise during a cooler season?
Definitely. It offers the same fun humor as our t-shirts but with the added warmth of long sleeves, making it perfect for group trips in spring or fall.
Can I easily layer this long sleeve tee under a jacket or hoodie?
Yes, the ultra cotton fabric makes it a great layering piece. It's not too bulky, so it fits comfortably under other outerwear.
Is the print on the sleeves or just the front of this long sleeve shirt?
The "This Week I Don't Give A Ship" design, including the graphic and text, is featured prominently on the front of the shirt.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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