Drink Package Premium Tee – Blame It On The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Drink Package Premium Tee – Blame It On The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Upgrade Your Alibi with a Premium Cruise Drink Package Blame Tee
For the cruiser who demands a little extra comfort while blaming the drink package, this cruise drink package blame premium tee is your go-to. Featuring the iconic 'BLAME IT ON THE DRINK PACKAGE' slogan with vibrant tropical art, it’s humor with a touch of luxury.
Why You'll Love It
- Experience a softer, more refined fabric that feels fantastic against your skin.
- Sport your vacation mantra in style with a design that pops with colorful illustrations.
- Enjoy an Actually Funny Design that resonates with every seasoned cruise veteran.
- Printed Fresh For You, ensuring the vivid colors and sharp details last cruise after cruise.
Why We Designed This
We believe your cruise humor should feel as good as it looks. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes, and this design is a fan favorite. It perfectly captures that "oops, was it me or the unlimited mojitos?" feeling that all veteran cruisers know. This premium version just makes the confession even more comfortable.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Veteran's wisdom: The best way to enjoy a drink package is to pace yourself... until you don't. Then, simply point to your shirt. It's a foolproof system. Just remember where your cabin is.
Perfect For
- Discerning cruisers who appreciate a softer, higher-quality tee.
- Making a statement at the pool bar or specialty restaurant.
- Showing off your insider cruise humor with a touch of class.
- Anyone who knows the true MVP of a cruise vacation.
- ✓ Vibrant, colorful 'BLAME IT ON THE DRINK PACKAGE' text.
- ✓ Features a fun cruise ship, palm trees, and tropical cocktail.
- ✓ Perfect for showing off your cruise humor and vacation spirit.
- ✓ Premium, ultra-soft cotton for superior comfort and feel.
- ✓ Unisex fit offering a slightly more structured drape.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the fabric feel on the Premium T-Shirt compared to a standard tee?
Our premium tee offers an elevated experience with an exceptionally soft feel and a slightly more refined drape. It's designed for superior comfort, making your drink package adventures even more enjoyable.
Will the 'Blame It On The Drink Package' design look good on this premium fabric?
Absolutely! The premium fabric provides a fantastic canvas for the vibrant, illustrated text and graphics. The print will pop, ensuring your funny cruise slogan stands out in style.
Is this premium tee suitable for a group order for our friends?
Yes, the premium tee is an excellent choice for group orders. Its superior comfort and quality make it a popular option for friend groups looking to match in style and humor on their cruise.
Can I wear this premium shirt on a cooler evening on the ship?
While it's a tee, the premium fabric offers a bit more substance than a basic tee, making it comfortable for slightly cooler evenings. You might pair it with a light jacket or cardigan for extra warmth.
Is this a good option for someone who appreciates higher quality cruise apparel?
Definitely. If you're looking for cruise apparel that feels as good as it looks, the premium tee is a fantastic choice. It combines the fun design with a more luxurious feel for your vacation.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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