Drink Package Tank Top – Blame It On The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Drink Package Tank Top – Blame It On The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Sun's Out, Drinks Out: Blame It On The Drink Package Tank
Soak up the sun and the good times with this hilarious cruise drink package blame tank. Perfect for those scorching sea days and pool deck parties, this tank proudly declares 'BLAME IT ON THE DRINK PACKAGE' with vibrant tropical illustrations. It’s your ultimate warm-weather alibi.
Why You'll Love It
- Stay cool and comfortable in the heat with a breathable, sleeveless design.
- Sport your vacation mantra with a colorful, eye-catching design that pops.
- It's an Actually Funny Design, guaranteed to get knowing nods from fellow cruise veterans.
- Printed Fresh For You, ensuring the vivid artwork stays bright under the tropical sun.
Why We Designed This
We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes, and what's funnier than an honest confession about the drink package? This tank is for those glorious days when the sun is shining, the music is playing, and your glass is never empty. It's pure, unadulterated cruise joy.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Poolside Etiquette: Wearing this tank by the pool is practically an invitation for strangers to buy you another drink. You're welcome. Just remember to reapply sunscreen between sips!
Perfect For
- Hot, sunny days by the pool or on shore excursions.
- Making a humorous statement that keeps you cool.
- Showing off your cruise spirit and tan lines.
- Anyone ready to fully embrace the tropical vacation vibe.
- ✓ Vibrant, colorful 'BLAME IT ON THE DRINK PACKAGE' text.
- ✓ Features a fun cruise ship, palm trees, and tropical cocktail.
- ✓ Perfect for showing off your cruise humor and vacation spirit.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable cotton blend for ultimate coolness.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit, perfect for warm weather comfort.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top suitable for hot weather on a cruise?
This unisex tank is absolutely perfect for hot weather! It's lightweight and breathable, designed to keep you cool and comfortable whether you're lounging by the pool or exploring a sunny port.
How does the 'Blame It On The Drink Package' design look on a tank top?
The vibrant, illustrated design looks fantastic on the tank. The 'BLAME IT ON THE DRINK PACKAGE' slogan and graphics are bold and fun, perfect for a casual vacation vibe.
Can I wear this tank for activities like water sports or beach excursions?
Yes, this tank is ideal for water activities and beach excursions. Its quick-drying fabric and comfortable fit make it a practical and fun choice for any sunny adventure.
Will this tank be too revealing for casual dining?
This tank is great for casual daytime activities. For most onboard dining, you might want to layer it with a light shirt or cover-up, depending on the restaurant's dress code.
Is this a good choice for a group of friends on a tropical cruise?
Definitely! Tanks are a popular choice for tropical cruises, and this funny design is perfect for a group of friends looking to match and have a laugh. It’s a fun way to show off your cruise spirit.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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