Booze Cruise Shirt – Skeleton Captain Ship-Faced
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Booze Cruise Shirt – Skeleton Captain Ship-Faced
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your New Favorite Ship Faced Cruise T-Shirt Has Arrived!
Ready to embrace that "no worries" cruise lifestyle? This tee features a hilarious skeleton captain, already deep into his tropical cocktail, declaring it's "TIME TO GET SHIP-FACED." It's the perfect uniform for anyone who believes a vacation isn't truly started until the first umbrella drink hits.
Why You'll Love It
- Features a laugh-out-loud skeleton design that perfectly captures cruise drinking humor.
- Printed fresh for you, ensuring the vibrant colors of the skeleton's Hawaiian shirt pop.
- Made from classic soft, comfortable fabric, ideal for lounging by the lido deck or hitting the buffet.
- Guaranteed to be an "Actually Funny Design" that sparks conversations and laughs.
Why We Designed This
Look, we've all been there. Day one of the cruise, you're eyeing that unlimited drink package, and you just know it's going to be "one of those trips." We designed this tee because someone needed to represent the spirit of letting loose, even if that means a little friendly overindulgence. Plus, a skeleton in a Hawaiian shirt? Pure gold. It's for those of us who appreciate a good laugh and an even better cocktail.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Pace yourself, but not too much. Those frozen drinks hit different in the sun, and suddenly you're doing the cha-cha slide with strangers. Hydrate between cocktails, maybe grab a slice of pizza from the buffet, and definitely wear this shirt so everyone knows your intentions are purely for fun (and maybe a little mischief).
Perfect For
- Your next boozy cruise vacation or shore excursion.
- Gifting to the friend who always hits the drink package hard.
- Making a statement at the ship's pool bar or nightclub.
- Pre-cruise party planning with your fellow "ship-faced" crew.
- ✓ Vibrant skeleton captain design ready to get ship-faced on deck.
- ✓ Features a tropical cocktail and classic 'TIME TO GET SHIP-FACED' text.
- ✓ Humorous visual of a skeleton in a captain's hat and Hawaiian shirt.
- ✓ Made from soft, comfortable unisex fabric for all-day cruise wear.
- ✓ Classic fit tee, perfect for casual lounging or lively deck parties.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt comfortable for a whole day of cruising?
Absolutely! This classic unisex tee is made from soft, breathable cotton, making it perfect for all-day wear, from shore excursions to dinner on the ship.
Will the 'Ship Faced' design be too much for family cruise members?
This design has a fun, humorous vibe with a skeleton enjoying a drink. It's a popular choice for adult friend groups and couples looking for a laugh, but consider your specific group's sense of humor.
Can I wear this to formal night?
This t-shirt is best suited for casual wear around the ship, pool days, or exploring ports. It's a fun graphic tee, not typically for formal dining events.
Is the skeleton design on the front or back?
The 'Time To Get Ship Faced Skeleton' design, featuring the skeleton in a captain's hat with a cocktail, is printed on the front of the t-shirt.
How does this tee fit compared to other brands?
This is a classic unisex fit, meaning it's designed to be comfortable for both men and women. It's a versatile fit that's not too tight or too loose.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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