Cruise Drinking Tank Top – Docked But Still Drunk
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Tank Top – Docked But Still Drunk
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Essential Docked Drunk Cruise Tank for Sunny Days
When the sun is shining and the drinks are flowing, our "DOCKEd But still drunk" Tank is your ultimate cruise companion. Perfect for repeat cruisers who know that even when the ship is in port, the pool deck (and your drink package) is still calling. Stay cool, comfortable, and hilarious as you celebrate your ongoing vacation bliss.
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases the hilarious "DOCKEd But still drunk" text with a playful anchor-on-cocktail graphic.
- Made from a light, breathable fabric that keeps you cool and comfy under the sun.
- An actually funny design that'll spark conversations with fellow cruise enthusiasts.
- Direct-to-garment printed fresh for you, ensuring the crisp white and black design pops.
Why We Designed This
We designed this tank for those glorious sunny days at sea (or in port) when you just want to soak it all in. It’s for the repeat cruiser who understands that "docked but still drunk" is a state of mind that absolutely thrives by the pool. Light, breezy, and laugh-out-loud funny – it’s everything a cruise tank should be.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Tank tops are a cruise essential for a reason! They're perfect for the lido deck, casual lunches, or a quick dip in the pool. Remember to reapply sunscreen, especially after "reapplying" your beverage.
Perfect For
- Experienced cruisers ready for sunny pool days and warm weather.
- Enjoying your favorite beverage on the lido deck, docked or at sea.
- Making a fun, laid-back statement about your cruise priorities.
- Anyone who wants to stay cool and funny while celebrating their "docked but still drunk" status.
- ✓ Features the witty "DOCKEd But still drunk" text with a charming anchor-on-cocktail graphic.
- ✓ Bold white and black illustrated design ensures your cruise humor is clearly visible.
- ✓ A perfect way to express your ongoing vacation spirit for sunny cruise days.
- ✓ Crafted from a lightweight, breathable fabric, ideal for staying cool in warm climates.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit, offering relaxed comfort for pool days or casual strolls.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top breathable enough for hot days on the cruise?
Yes, our tank tops are made from lightweight, breathable fabric, perfect for staying cool and comfortable under the sun on your cruise deck or during port excursions.
How does the 'Docked But Still Drunk' design look on a tank top?
The design is printed to be clear and bold on the tank top, ensuring the humorous slogan and graphics stand out, making it a fun addition to your cruise attire.
Can I wear this tank top to the cruise ship's pool or beach?
Absolutely! This tank top is ideal for pool days, beach visits, or any activity where you want to stay cool and show off your fun cruise spirit.
Does the tank top have a loose or tight fit?
Our standard tank tops generally offer a relaxed fit, providing comfort and freedom of movement for all your cruise activities.
Would this 'Docked But Still Drunk' tank be a good gift for a friend going on a summer cruise?
Definitely! It's a fun, lighthearted gift perfect for someone who enjoys cruise humor and wants to stay cool while celebrating on their vacation.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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