Cruise Drinking Shirt – Docked But Still Drunk
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Shirt – Docked But Still Drunk
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your New Favorite Docked Drunk Cruise T-Shirt Has Arrived!
You know the feeling: the gangway is down, the ship's secured, and you *should* be thinking about excursions... but your drink package still has miles to go. This "DOCKEd But still drunk" tee perfectly captures that blissful post-docking, pre-shore-excursion (or just pre-nap) vibe.
Why You'll Love It
- Features the hilarious "DOCKEd But still drunk" text with a playful anchor-on-cocktail graphic.
- Made from a comfy, classic soft fabric that feels great whether you're at the lido deck or exploring port.
- An actually funny design that'll get knowing nods from fellow cruise regulars who get it.
- Direct-to-garment printed fresh for you, ensuring the vibrant white and black design pops every time.
Why We Designed This
We've all been there – that moment when the ship pulls into port, and you realize your biggest decision is whether to grab another mimosa or *then* go ashore. This design was born from the pure joy of being "off duty" from navigating the high seas, but definitely not off duty from enjoying that drink package. It's for those who know the true meaning of cruise relaxation: a never-ending happy hour.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Pro-tip for port days: Hydrate, but also remember your drink package is valid *on the ship*. Sometimes the best excursion is finding a quiet spot by the pool bar and letting the world come to you. You've earned it.
Perfect For
- Seasoned cruisers who know the drill and appreciate a good laugh.
- Making new friends at the pool bar who share your "still thirsty" philosophy.
- Your next "sea day" (even if you're technically docked).
- Showing off your expert-level relaxation skills while in port.
- ✓ Showcases the hilarious "DOCKEd But still drunk" text with a playful anchor-on-cocktail graphic.
- ✓ Features a crisp white and black illustrated design that stands out on any deck.
- ✓ A perfect conversation starter for anyone who understands true cruise relaxation.
- ✓ Crafted from a classic soft, 100% cotton fabric for all-day comfort.
- ✓ Unisex fit ensures a relaxed feel, ideal for lounging or light port activities.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will this 'Docked But Still Drunk' shirt be a hit with my friend group on our next cruise?
Absolutely! This design is perfect for groups looking to share some laughs. It's a guaranteed conversation starter and a fun way to commemorate your vacation memories together.
Can I wear this 'Docked But Still Drunk' tee to the cruise ship's buffet?
This tee is designed for comfort and style, making it suitable for casual dining like buffets. Its funny slogan adds a touch of personality to your cruise attire.
Is the anchor graphic on the 'Docked But Still Drunk' shirt detailed?
Yes, the design features a clear graphic of an anchor resting on a bubbly drink with a straw, adding a fun visual element to the humorous text.
What kind of material is this 'Docked But Still Drunk' t-shirt made of?
Our standard t-shirts are typically made from soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort during your cruise adventures.
How does the 'Docked But Still Drunk' text appear on the shirt?
The text 'DOCKEd But still drunk' is prominently displayed as part of the illustrated design, making the humorous slogan the focal point.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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