Cruise Drinking V-Neck Shirt – Docked But Still Drunk
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking V-Neck Shirt – Docked But Still Drunk
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3005 Unisex Jersey V-Neck Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Sassy with Our Docked Drunk Cruise V-Neck
For the cruise veteran who likes a little extra style with their humor, this "DOCKEd But still drunk" V-Neck is your perfect match. It's the ideal shirt for those moments when the ship is in port, but your personal happy hour is still in full swing. Show off your cruise savvy and your thirst for fun (and maybe a cocktail or two).
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases the hilarious "DOCKEd But still drunk" text with a playful anchor-on-cocktail graphic.
- Made from a soft, comfortable fabric with a flattering V-neck cut for a touch of class.
- An actually funny design that tells everyone you're a seasoned cruiser with a great sense of humor.
- Direct-to-garment printed fresh for you, ensuring the crisp white and black design pops.
Why We Designed This
We know that even when you're rocking a joke, you still want to look good. This V-neck combines that classic "Docked But Still Drunk" cruise humor with a slightly more refined silhouette. It’s for the repeat cruiser who’s mastered the art of balancing relaxation with a touch of effortless style, all while keeping that drink package working hard.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
A V-neck is great for showing off a little sun-kissed skin (or your favorite cruise necklace). Pair it with some comfy shorts and your favorite sunglasses for an ideal "docked but still drunk" port day ensemble.
Perfect For
- Experienced cruisers who appreciate both humor and a stylish cut.
- Casual dinners on the ship or a relaxed stroll through port.
- Making a subtle, yet hilarious, statement about your vacation status.
- Enjoying your favorite poolside beverage with a bit of flair.
- ✓ Features the witty "DOCKEd But still drunk" text with a charming anchor-on-cocktail graphic.
- ✓ Bold white and black illustrated design ensures your cruise humor is clearly visible.
- ✓ A perfect way to express your ongoing vacation spirit with a touch of style.
- ✓ Crafted from a soft, comfortable fabric, offering a lightweight feel for cruise days.
- ✓ Stylish V-neckline and unisex fit, perfect for a relaxed yet put-together look.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the V-neck style enhance the 'Docked But Still Drunk' design?
The V-neck neckline offers a slightly more stylish and open look, which complements the fun, relaxed vibe of the 'Docked But Still Drunk' graphic.
Is this V-neck tee suitable for warmer days on a cruise?
Absolutely! The V-neck style is great for warmer weather, providing good ventilation while you enjoy the sun and fun on your cruise vacation.
Will the 'Docked But Still Drunk' text and graphic look good on a V-neck?
Yes, the design is optimized to look great on the V-neck silhouette, ensuring the humorous slogan and illustrated elements are clearly visible and appealing.
Can I get this 'Docked But Still Drunk' V-neck in different colors?
This V-neck tee is available in a range of colors carefully selected to make the 'Docked But Still Drunk' design pop, offering options to match your personal cruise style.
I'm buying for a couple, would the V-neck be a good complementary shirt to a standard tee?
Definitely! A V-neck offers a slightly different style than a standard crew neck, making it a great option for a cruise couple looking for complementary but distinct looks with the same funny design.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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