Cruise Drinking Women's Shirt – Docked But Still Drunk
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Women's Shirt – Docked But Still Drunk
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Go-To Docked Drunk Cruise Ladies Tee
Ladies, you know the drill: the ship's in port, but your vacation vibes (and your drink package) are still going strong! This "DOCKEd But still drunk" Ladies Tee is designed for the savvy cruiser who loves a good laugh and a comfortable fit, celebrating that perfectly relaxed feeling of being docked but definitely not dry.
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases the hilarious "DOCKEd But still drunk" text with a playful anchor-on-cocktail graphic.
- Made from a soft, lightweight fabric with a flattering ladies' fit that's perfect for warmer climates.
- An actually funny design that'll get knowing smiles from fellow cruise connoisseurs.
- Direct-to-garment printed fresh for you, ensuring the crisp white and black design stays vibrant.
Why We Designed This
For the ladies who've mastered the art of cruise relaxation, this tee celebrates that specific, blissful moment when you're in port but your main priority is still enjoying yourself on the ship. We wanted a design that speaks to the fun-loving spirit of repeat cruisers who know how to make the most of every second – especially when it involves a bubbly drink.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
On port days, sometimes the best strategy is to enjoy the ship while everyone else is ashore. Find a quiet spot, order your favorite cocktail, and wear this tee to perfectly encapsulate your "docked but still drunk" philosophy.
Perfect For
- Experienced female cruisers who love comfort, humor, and a great fit.
- Enjoying a poolside drink or a casual lunch on port days.
- Making new friends who appreciate your cruise-savvy sense of humor.
- Celebrating the ongoing party, even when the ship is stationary.
- ✓ Features the witty "DOCKEd But still drunk" text with a charming anchor-on-cocktail graphic.
- ✓ Bold white and black illustrated design ensures your cruise humor is clearly visible.
- ✓ A perfect way to express your ongoing vacation spirit with a touch of fun.
- ✓ Crafted from a soft, lightweight fabric for comfortable wear in warm cruise destinations.
- ✓ Flattering ladies' fit, designed to complement your style while keeping you relaxed.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the Ladies Tee run true to size for my cruise group?
Our Ladies Tees are designed for a more flattering, slightly fitted cut. We recommend checking our size chart to ensure the perfect fit for everyone in your friend group.
How does the 'Docked But Still Drunk' design look on the Ladies Tee?
The design is printed to complement the feminine cut of the Ladies Tee, ensuring the humorous text and graphics are clearly visible and stylish.
Is this 'Docked But Still Drunk' Ladies Tee appropriate for a family cruise?
The humor is lighthearted and meant for adults enjoying their vacation. It's a fun way to express your cruise spirit, suitable for adult gatherings and fun on board.
What material is the Ladies Tee made from?
The Ladies Tee is typically made from a soft, breathable cotton blend that feels great against the skin, perfect for warm weather on a cruise.
Can I get matching 'Docked But Still Drunk' shirts for my partner and me in this style?
Yes! While this is the Ladies Tee, we offer other styles like standard or premium tees that would make a great 'his and hers' set with this design for a cruise couple.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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