Drink Package Premium Tee – Warning, Cocktails & Coconut
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Drink Package Premium Tee – Warning, Cocktails & Coconut
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Upgrade Your Cruise Style with this Drink Package Cruise Premium Tee
Ready to level up your cruise wardrobe? This premium tee doesn't just announce your drink package status; it does it with an extra touch of style and comfort. Be the coolest (and funniest) person at the lido deck bar with this essential vacation statement.
Why You'll Love It
- Show off your all-inclusive spirit with bold, crisp typography and playful drink graphics.
- Experience the elevated comfort of a premium, softer fabric that feels great all day.
- Printed Fresh For You: Each tee is made-to-order, ensuring vibrant colors and a joke that always lands.
- Actually Funny Designs: Stand out with humor that's guaranteed to spark conversations and laughter.
Why We Designed This
We know the drill – once that drink package is secured, the real vacation begins. This design is for those who take their fun seriously, but not themselves. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. If you're going to spend a week on a floating city, you might as well wear something that makes people laugh.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Don't just stick to the basic cocktails! Ask the bartenders for their hidden gems. You paid for it, so explore the menu. (Just remember the water in between!)
Perfect For
- Making a stylish, yet hilarious, statement at the ship's fancier bars.
- The seasoned cruiser who appreciates both comfort and a good laugh.
- Packing for a 'treat yourself' cruise where every detail counts.
- Gifting to the friend who insists on only the best (and the most fun).
- ✓ Eye-catching design with bold text and cheerful drink illustrations.
- ✓ Clever, sarcastic humor for those who embrace the all-inclusive life.
- ✓ Vibrant white print that pops against any color tee.
- ✓ Crafted from premium, soft ring-spun cotton for superior comfort.
- ✓ Modern unisex fit, perfect for a slightly more structured vacation look.
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes this a 'premium' t-shirt for my cruise?
This premium tee offers a slightly more substantial feel and a refined look, ensuring your 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' message is delivered with extra style and comfort during your vacation.
How durable is the print on this premium tee?
The design is printed with high-quality inks designed to last, so your funny cruise declaration will remain clear and vibrant, even after multiple washes and wears on your trip.
Would this premium tee be a good gift for someone who loves cruising?
Yes, it makes an excellent pre-cruise gift! The universally funny 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' message is a guaranteed hit for any adult cruiser excited about their upcoming holiday.
Is the fit of this premium t-shirt more relaxed or standard?
This premium tee typically offers a comfortable, standard fit that’s great for layering or wearing on its own. It provides ample room for enjoying all the cruise ship has to offer.
Can I wear this premium tee on a breezy evening on the ship?
While it's great for warmer weather, the premium tee can be a good base layer for cooler evenings. Pair it with a jacket or hoodie to stay comfortable while still showing off your drink package pride.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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