Cruise Drinking Premium Tee – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Premium Tee – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Elevate Your Cruise Vibe with a Premium Drink Package Cruise Tee
You’re not just cruising; you’re cruising in style, and your tee should reflect that. This "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" Premium T-Shirt is for the seasoned cruiser who knows the drill and appreciates a softer touch. It’s your sophisticated yet hilarious declaration, an insider nod for those who understand the true commitment of the drink package. When the only thing on your agenda is sipping, do it in comfort.
Why You'll Love It
- Features the iconic "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant, eye-catching gradient, surrounded by tropical cocktail art.
- Crafted from our ultra-soft Premium fabric, offering a luxurious feel that stands out from the usual cruise attire.
- Actually Funny Designs that spark conversations and perfectly capture the experienced cruiser's spirit.
- Printed Fresh For You with exceptional detail, ensuring the vivid colors and sharp lines last through countless sea days.
Why We Designed This
We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. For the cruisers who’ve graduated past the basics, we wanted a tee that felt as good as it looked. This design embodies the joyful, slightly reckless abandon of the drink package, but on a shirt that feels like a reward in itself. It’s for those who appreciate the finer things, even when they’re declaring their intent to overindulge.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Veteran's tip: Always have a preferred "go-to" drink and a "try something new" drink for your package. It makes ordering quicker and ensures you get your money's worth without decision fatigue. And remember, the fancy coffee drinks are often included – don't sleep on those!
Perfect For
- The discerning cruiser who demands both humor and comfort.
- Making a statement at the specialty restaurants or the nicer lounges.
- Post-excursion relaxation, when only the softest tee will do.
- Gifting to the cruise connoisseur in your life who's already booked their next five sailings.
- ✓ Eye-catching "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant gradient design.
- ✓ Features playful illustrations of cocktails, a coconut drink, and a wine bottle.
- ✓ Boasts a full spectrum of fun, tropical colors including purple, pink, orange, and blue.
- ✓ Made from a luxuriously soft Premium unisex fabric for superior comfort and feel.
- ✓ High-quality DTG print ensures vivid colors and sharp details, wash after wash.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the 'premium' fabric feel compared to a standard t-shirt?
Our premium tee offers an upgrade in softness and drape, feeling exceptionally smooth against your skin. It's designed for superior comfort during your entire cruise vacation.
Will this premium shirt hold up after multiple washes on different cruises?
Yes, the premium jersey fabric is known for its durability and ability to maintain its shape and softness. The vibrant design is printed to last through many voyages and washes.
Is the 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' design as vibrant on the premium tee?
The premium fabric provides an excellent surface for our vibrant, gradient design. The colors pop beautifully, and the illustrations of cocktails and drinks are sharp and fun.
I'm buying for my partner and myself, does this premium tee come in matching styles?
While this is a unisex premium tee, it pairs perfectly with other styles in our collection for complementary looks. It's a great option for couples who enjoy matching or coordinating cruise outfits.
What's the best occasion to wear this premium cruise shirt?
This premium tee is perfect for any cruise occasion, from casual days by the pool to evening entertainment. It's a fun way to announce your drink package status and enjoy your holiday.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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