Cruise Drinking Tank Top – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Tank Top – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Essential Drink Package Cruise Tank for Sunny Sips
When the sun is out and the drinks are flowing, there’s only one thing to wear: this "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" Tank! It’s your official uniform for maximum sun exposure and minimum inhibitions, a hilarious declaration for every veteran cruiser who knows the true commitment of the drink package. This tank lets everyone know your agenda is strictly sips and good times. Ready for vacation mode? This is your official permission slip!
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases the hilarious "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant gradient, surrounded by fun, tropical drink illustrations.
- Perfect for hot days by the pool, on the beach, or any sunny spot where drinks are flowing freely.
- Actually Funny Designs that pass a real laugh test, guaranteeing smiles and shared laughs with fellow drink package veterans.
- Printed Fresh For You with crisp, vivid colors that pop, ensuring your "warning" is seen (and appreciated!) from afar.
Why We Designed This
We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. We know that when you're on a cruise, especially with a drink package, you spend a lot of time in the sun. This tank is for the cruiser who's ready to soak up every drop of sunshine and every sip of their beverage, all while making a hilarious and unmistakable statement about their vacation priorities.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Tank top tip: Don't forget the sunscreen, especially on your shoulders! This tank is perfect for showing off those cruise tans. Drink package strategy: Explore different bars! Some hidden gems might have unique drinks included that aren't advertised heavily. And always have a water in hand between cocktails.
Perfect For
- Hot days by the pool, on the lido deck, or at the beach.
- Making a bold statement while ordering your next drink at the bar.
- Group photos with your "crew" who are also maximizing their drink packages.
- Gifting to the sun-loving, drink-package-committing cruise veteran.
- ✓ "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant gradient design.
- ✓ Features playful illustrations of cocktails, a coconut drink, and a wine bottle.
- ✓ Design bursts with tropical colors like purple, pink, orange, yellow, and blue.
- ✓ Made from a lightweight, breathable fabric, perfect for hot weather and pool days.
- ✓ Comfortable standard unisex fit, ideal for maximum sun and fun.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top cool enough for hot cruise days?
This unisex jersey tank is designed for maximum coolness on sunny days. It's lightweight and breathable, perfect for staying comfortable by the pool or on deck.
How does the 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' design look on a tank top?
The vibrant, illustrated design stands out perfectly on the tank top, adding a fun, tropical vibe to your beach or pool attire. It's a clear and humorous declaration of your vacation status.
I'm buying for my cruise group, is this a good option for everyone?
This unisex tank is a fantastic choice for groups! It offers a relaxed fit that suits most body types and is perfect for those who want to stay cool while enjoying their cruise.
Can I wear this tank top for excursions off the ship?
Absolutely! It's comfortable and casual, making it ideal for shore excursions, beach days, or exploring tropical ports. Just remember to reapply sunscreen!
What is the fit like for this tank?
This is a classic unisex jersey tank with a relaxed fit. It provides plenty of room for movement and comfort, making it a staple for any cruise vacation.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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