Cruise Drinking Shirt – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Shirt – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Official Drink Package Cruise T-Shirt Warning!
You’ve done it before, and you're about to do it again: committed to the drink package. This "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" tee is your ultimate pre-cruise announcement and on-board uniform. It's not just a shirt; it’s a declaration, an insider joke for every veteran cruiser who knows what's coming. Ready for vacation mode? This is your official permission slip!
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases the hilarious "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant gradient, surrounded by fun cocktails.
- Made from our Classic Soft unisex fabric, ensuring comfort from embarkation to the last sea day.
- Actually Funny Designs that pass a real laugh test, designed to start conversations and get nods of approval from fellow drink package veterans.
- Printed Fresh For You with crisp, direct-to-garment ink, so your warning stays bold and bright all cruise long.
Why We Designed This
We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. Let's be real, the drink package is a commitment, a lifestyle choice for the week. We wanted to create something that perfectly captured that spirit – the excitement, the slight mischief, and the unspoken understanding among cruisers. This design screams, "I’m here to have a good time, and I’m financially invested in it!"
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Pro-tip for drink package veterans: Hydrate! Seriously. Alternate every other drink with water. Your liver (and your next morning self) will thank you. Also, don't be afraid to try new things – that drink package means you can experiment without buyer's remorse.
Perfect For
- The seasoned cruiser who knows the value (and danger) of the drink package.
- Day 1 boarding, setting the tone for a week of pure relaxation and sips.
- Meeting new friends at the pool bar who instantly get your vibe.
- Gifting to your favorite cruise buddy who always goes all-in on the package.
- ✓ Design showcases "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" in a vibrant, gradient font.
- ✓ Features fun illustrations of cocktails, a coconut drink, and a wine bottle.
- ✓ Bright, tropical colors like purple, pink, orange, yellow, red, and blue.
- ✓ Made with a soft, breathable Classic Soft unisex fabric for all-day comfort.
- ✓ Durable print quality ensures your humor lasts through every wash and wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will this shirt make my cruise mates jealous of my drink package?
Absolutely! This tee is a clear declaration of your beverage intentions. It's designed to be a conversation starter and a fun way to signal your all-inclusive sipping status.
Is this shirt comfortable enough for a full day of cruising?
Yes, this classic unisex tee is made from soft, breathable cotton, making it perfect for all-day wear. Whether you're at the buffet or on the lido deck, you'll stay comfortable.
Can I wear this to formal night if I want to be funny?
While this is more of a casual cruise attire, its humor can definitely break the ice! It's perfect for themed nights or just enjoying a relaxed evening with friends.
What kind of drinks are illustrated on the shirt?
The design features fun tropical illustrations including cocktail glasses, a coconut drink, and a wine bottle, all surrounded by a vibrant gradient text. It captures the spirit of enjoying a vacation beverage.
I'm buying for a group of friends, will this shirt fit everyone?
This unisex tee comes in a wide range of sizes to accommodate your whole crew. It's a popular choice for friend groups looking for matching, funny cruise apparel.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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