Cruise Drinking Sweatshirt – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Sweatshirt – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Cozy & Hilarious in Your Drink Package Cruise Sweatshirt
Even seasoned cruisers know that sometimes the ship's AC is a bit aggressive, or those late-night deck parties get chilly. This "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" Sweatshirt is your ultimate cozy companion, letting everyone know your priorities while keeping you warm. It’s a comfortable, hilarious declaration for every veteran cruiser who understands the commitment and joy of the drink package. Ready for vacation mode? This is your official permission slip, in cozy form!
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases the hilarious "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant gradient, surrounded by fun, tropical drink illustrations.
- Made from a soft, cozy crewneck sweatshirt fabric, perfect for chilly ship interiors or breezy evenings on deck.
- Actually Funny Designs that pass a real laugh test, guaranteeing smiles and nods of understanding from fellow cruisers.
- Printed Fresh For You with crisp, vivid colors, ensuring your drink package declaration remains bold and bright.
Why We Designed This
We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. We know that even on a tropical vacation, comfort is key, especially when you’re trying to recover from a day of "maximizing" your drink package. This sweatshirt is for the smart cruiser who’s prepared for anything, from a chilly buffet line to a late-night show, all while making a hilarious statement.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Sweatshirt tip: This is essential for the theater, the casino, or any indoor venue where the AC is blasting. For your drink package, remember to try the hot toddies or spiked coffees on a cooler evening – they count! And always keep track of your room key; losing it after a few drinks is a classic veteran mistake.
Perfect For
- Chilly ship interiors, especially in the theater or casino.
- Breezy evenings on the open deck or late-night strolls.
- Making a cozy, funny statement at the buffet or casual dining.
- Gifting to the friend who's always cold (and always buys the drink package).
- ✓ "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant gradient design.
- ✓ Features playful illustrations of cocktails, a coconut drink, and a wine bottle.
- ✓ Design bursts with tropical colors like purple, pink, orange, yellow, and blue.
- ✓ Made from a cozy, soft crewneck sweatshirt fabric for ultimate warmth.
- ✓ Durable, comfortable unisex fit, perfect for chilly cruise moments.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this sweatshirt warm enough for chilly cruise evenings?
Yes, this heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is designed to keep you warm and cozy. It's perfect for breezy nights on deck or cooler weather during your cruise vacation.
How does the 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' design look on a sweatshirt?
The vibrant gradient text and fun drink illustrations look fantastic on the sweatshirt. It makes a bold, humorous statement that stands out, perfect for keeping the party spirit alive.
I'm buying for my retired parents who love cruises, would they like this sweatshirt?
This is an excellent choice for retiree cruisers! The comfort of the sweatshirt combined with the universally funny 'Drink Package' slogan makes it a thoughtful and appreciated gift.
Can I wear this sweatshirt on embarkation day?
Absolutely! It's comfortable for travel and perfect for wearing as you board the ship. You can start enjoying your cruise vacation and your drink package right away!
What is the fit like on this crewneck sweatshirt?
This is a classic crewneck sweatshirt with a relaxed, comfortable fit. It's roomy enough to layer over a t-shirt, making it a versatile piece for your cruise wardrobe.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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