Drink Package Sweatshirt – Warning, Cocktails & Coconut
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Drink Package Sweatshirt – Warning, Cocktails & Coconut
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Warm, Stay Funny: Your Drink Package Cruise Sweatshirt
When the sea breeze kicks up or the AC is blasting, stay cozy without sacrificing your sense of humor! This sweatshirt is your comfy declaration that the drink package is active and the good times are flowing. Perfect for chilly evenings on deck or just snuggling up after a long day of fun.
Why You'll Love It
- Boldly announce your all-inclusive status with hilarious text and festive drink graphics.
- Wrap yourself in the plush comfort of a warm, soft crewneck sweatshirt, ideal for cooler moments.
- Printed Fresh For You: Each sweatshirt is made-to-order, ensuring a vibrant, lasting design.
- Actually Funny Designs: Guaranteed to get knowing smiles and warm laughs from fellow cruisers.
Why We Designed This
We know the cruise fun doesn't stop when the temperature drops. That drink package is a 24/7 commitment, and your wardrobe should reflect that! We designed this sweatshirt for those who keep the party going comfortably. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. If you're going to spend a week on a floating city, you might as well wear something that makes people laugh.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
A sweatshirt is your secret weapon against overzealous AC in the theater or casino. Don't leave home without it (or your drink package!)
Perfect For
- Chilly evenings on the upper deck or watching the stars.
- Staying warm in overly air-conditioned indoor spaces.
- Lounging comfortably in your cabin after a full day of activities.
- Gifting to the cruise veteran who values comfort as much as cocktails.
- ✓ Bold 'WARNING!' design with playful cocktail illustrations.
- ✓ Sarcastic humor for the ultimate drink package enthusiast.
- ✓ Crisp white print that pops on any sweatshirt color.
- ✓ Soft, cozy fleece interior for superior warmth and comfort.
- ✓ Durable crewneck sweatshirt with a relaxed unisex fit.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will this sweatshirt keep me warm on a chilly cruise evening?
Yes, this heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is designed to provide warmth and comfort, perfect for those cooler nights on deck or in air-conditioned lounges.
How does the 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' design look on a sweatshirt?
The bold typography and fun drink illustrations are printed clearly on the sweatshirt fabric, making your humorous cruise statement stand out even on a cozy garment.
Is this sweatshirt suitable for wearing around the ship?
Absolutely! It's perfect for casual wear throughout the cruise ship, from breakfast buffets to evening entertainment, adding a touch of humor to your relaxed vacation style.
Would this be a good option for a group of friends on a cruise?
Yes, this sweatshirt is a great choice for friend groups! It’s a fun way for everyone to match and share a laugh, especially if your cruise involves enjoying the onboard bars.
What is the fit like for this crewneck sweatshirt?
This heavy blend sweatshirt typically offers a comfortable, standard unisex fit. It's roomy enough for layering and ensures you stay cozy during your travels.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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