Cruise Drinking Hoodie – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Cruise Drinking Hoodie – Warning, Drink Package, Wine Bottle
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Ultimate Drink Package Cruise Hoodie for Cozy Fun
When you've committed to the drink package, you're committed to fun, rain or shine (or strong AC!). This "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" Hoodie is your ultimate cozy declaration, perfect for keeping warm on deck, in the chilly casino, or just lounging in your cabin. It’s a comfortable, hilarious statement for every veteran cruiser who knows the true joys and necessities of a well-utilized drink package. Ready for vacation mode? This is your official permission slip, with a hood!
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases the hilarious "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant gradient, surrounded by fun, tropical drink illustrations.
- Features a soft, warm hoodie design with a practical drawstring hood and front pouch pocket for extra coziness.
- Actually Funny Designs that pass a real laugh test, designed to spark knowing smiles and conversations with fellow seasoned cruisers.
- Printed Fresh For You with crisp, vivid colors, ensuring your drink package warning stays bold and bright through every adventure.
Why We Designed This
We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes. We know that sometimes, even on a cruise, you need to bundle up. This hoodie is for the smart cruiser who’s prepared for anything – from a chilly sea breeze to a post-party chill – all while making an unmistakable, hilarious statement about their drink package commitment. It’s about comfort and comedy, hand-in-hand.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Hoodie pro-tip: The hood is perfect for discreetly napping by the pool or escaping the glare of the casino lights. Drink package strategy: Don't forget to tip your favorite bartenders well on day one; they'll remember you and might even have your regular ready. And always keep a backup straw in your hoodie pocket!
Perfect For
- Chilly evenings on the open deck or breezy sea days.
- Lounging in your cabin or keeping warm in overly air-conditioned venues.
- Making a bold, cozy statement at the buffet, lido deck, or late-night shows.
- Gifting to the cruise veteran who loves comfort and a good laugh.
- ✓ "WARNING! I BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text in a vibrant gradient design.
- ✓ Features playful illustrations of cocktails, a coconut drink, and a wine bottle.
- ✓ Design bursts with tropical colors like purple, pink, orange, yellow, and blue.
- ✓ Made from a warm, soft hoodie fabric with a practical drawstring hood.
- ✓ Includes a cozy front pouch pocket, perfect for keeping hands warm or holding essentials.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the hoodie design add to the 'Drink Package' theme?
The hoodie provides extra coziness for breezy deck nights, keeping the fun going even when the temperature drops. It's the ultimate way to stay warm while celebrating your drink package status.
Is this hoodie a good option for a group of friends on a cruise?
Definitely! This hoodie is perfect for friend groups looking for matching cruise gear. It’s a comfortable and fun way for everyone to show off their holiday spirit and their drink package access.
What is the material of this hoodie?
This hoodie is made from a heavy blend fabric, ensuring warmth and durability. It's designed to be your go-to comfortable wear for any cruise adventure.
Will the 'Warning I Bought The Drink Package' design be noticeable on the hoodie?
Yes, the vibrant gradient text and fun illustrations are printed clearly on the hoodie, making the humorous design pop. It’s a great conversation starter on any cruise.
Can I wear this hoodie during the day on my cruise?
Absolutely! While perfect for cooler evenings, the comfortable fabric and fun design make it suitable for daytime wear, especially on sea days or during travel.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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