Booze Cruise Hoodie – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Booze Cruise Hoodie – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Warm & Witty in Your Drink Package Cruise Hoodie!
The ultimate comfort wear for the ultimate cruise commitment! This hoodie is perfect for those cooler sea days, breezy evenings, or just when you need to disappear into your hood after one too many pina coladas. Boldly announce your drink package status with a laugh, and stay cozy while doing it. It's your official uniform for maximum relaxation and maximum fun.
Why You'll Love It
- Super soft, warm fleece with a cozy hood for ultimate comfort.
- The "Warning I Bought The Drink Package" design is a hilarious and unmistakable statement.
- Actually Funny Designs: Our humor is guaranteed to get a chuckle, not a polite smile.
- Secure Checkout: Shop with zero stress – save that for the buffet line.
Why We Designed This
Because sometimes you just need to retreat into a cozy cocoon, even on a cruise! This hoodie is for those moments when you want to be comfortable, warm, and still express your undying love for that drink package. It's practical, it's funny, and it's perfect for any cruise veteran. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
This hoodie is essential for those early morning port arrivals when you want to grab coffee on deck but it's still a bit chilly. Plus, the hood is great for disguising any lingering effects of last night's drink package marathon.
Perfect For
- Chilly evenings on the open deck or balcony.
- Cozying up in air-conditioned areas or cabins.
- Lazy sea days when maximum comfort is key.
- Making a funny statement while staying warm and relaxed.
- ✓ Bold "WARNING i BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text with fun drink graphics.
- ✓ A hilarious design that broadcasts your beverage intentions even when bundled up.
- ✓ Crisp white lettering and vibrant illustrated cocktail art.
- ✓ Features a soft, warm fleece interior and a comfortable hood.
- ✓ Includes a convenient front pouch pocket for essentials (or snacks).
Frequently Asked Questions
I often travel to colder cruise destinations; how warm is this hoodie for outdoor wear?
This hoodie is made from a substantial fleece blend, offering excellent warmth and features a cozy hood to protect you from wind and chill on colder cruise excursions or deck strolls, ensuring comfort.
We want matching hoodies for our group; is the sizing consistent across all sizes for a good group photo?
Yes, our hoodies maintain a consistent, relaxed fit across all sizes, ensuring everyone in your friend group looks cohesive and comfortable for those memorable cruise photos.
Will the hood be practical for someone who spends a lot of time on the open deck?
Absolutely! The hood provides extra warmth and protection from the wind or light ocean spray, making it very practical for anyone enjoying the open deck areas or breezy port visits.
My partner and I love wearing hoodies; is the design well-integrated with the pouch pocket?
The "Warning I Bought The Drink Package" design is carefully placed to be prominent above the front pouch pocket, ensuring it's fully visible and not obscured by the pocket.
Is the drawstring on the hood functional or just decorative?
The drawstring on this hoodie is fully functional, allowing you to adjust the hood for a snugger fit, providing extra warmth and protection from the elements when needed.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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