Booze Cruise Shirt – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Booze Cruise Shirt – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Get Your Drink Package Cruise T-Shirt & Let The Good Times Flow!
You know the drill. Once that drink Package is secured, it's game on. This hilarious tee is your official "Warning!" to fellow cruisers – you're here to have a good time, and your cup will never be empty. Get ready for some serious pool deck shenanigans, because with this shirt, everyone knows your intentions.
Why You'll Love It
- Declare your intentions with a laugh-out-loud design that gets noticed at the bar.
- Soft, breathable fabric perfect for long days chilling by the lido deck or exploring ports.
- Actually Funny Designs: This tee passed our laugh test, guaranteed to spark conversations (and maybe a few free refills).
- Printed Fresh For You: Direct-to-garment printing ensures the bold white lettering and drink graphics pop.
Why We Designed This
We've all been there – that glorious moment you swipe your card and know the next seven days are going to be a blur of frosty beverages. We figured, why not make it official? This design is for everyone who's made that glorious financial commitment and is ready to enjoy every single sip. Somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes, right?
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Don't forget your refillable water bottle. Hydration is key to maximizing your drink package ROI. You can't drink all day if you don't hydrate between cocktails. Trust us, we're experts.
Perfect For
- Flaunting your drink package status on sea days.
- Making new friends at the pool bar with a shared laugh.
- Group photos that capture peak vacation vibes.
- That satisfying moment you realize you've reached "break even" point.
- ✓ Bold "WARNING i BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text with fun drink graphics.
- ✓ A hilarious design that signals you're ready to party responsibly (or not).
- ✓ Features crisp white lettering and vibrant illustrated cocktail art.
- ✓ Made from soft, comfortable cotton fabric for all-day cruise wear.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit that looks great on everyone at the buffet or bar.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt true to size for a whole group ordering different sizes?
Yes, this is a classic unisex fit tee, which generally runs true to size for men and offers a slightly relaxed fit for women, making it ideal for group orders.
How does this design stand out from other drink package shirts I might already have in my collection?
The bold, clear text combined with the vibrant, illustrated drink graphics like cocktails, coconut drinks, and wine bottles makes this a unique and eye-catching addition to any cruise humor collection.
Is this a good gift for someone who really enjoys the 'all-inclusive' aspect of a cruise?
Absolutely! This tee perfectly captures the fun and spirit of fully enjoying an all-inclusive drink package, making it a hilarious and thoughtful gift for any cruiser.
My partner and I want to get matching shirts; is this design suitable for both of us?
Yes, this unisex tee is designed to be comfortably worn by both men and women, making it perfect for couples who want to proudly display their drink package status together.
What kind of fabric is this T-shirt made from?
This classic tee is crafted from soft, comfortable 100% cotton, ensuring it's breathable and pleasant to wear whether you're lounging on deck or hitting the ship's bar.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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