Booze Cruise Comfort Colors Tee – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Booze Cruise Comfort Colors Tee – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
- Fabric
- 100% Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Garment may shrink slightly after first wash — this is expected
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Kick Back in Style with Your Drink Package Cruise Comfort Tee!
Ah, the Comfort Colors tee. It feels like you've owned it for years, right out of the box. Perfect for the seasoned cruiser who values ultimate relaxation and zero regrets. This tee boldly announces your drink package commitment, so everyone knows you're in full vacation mode and ready for whatever the bar throws your way.
Why You'll Love It
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a unique, broken-in feel and lived-in look from day one.
- The "Warning I Bought The Drink Package" design is a hilarious ice-breaker at any ship bar.
- Actually Funny Designs: Our humor is guaranteed to get a chuckle, not a polite smile.
- Free Shipping Over $75: Stock up for the whole crew and let us handle the delivery.
Why We Designed This
For those long days at sea, comfort is king. And what's more comforting than knowing your drink package is paid for and your shirt feels like a cloud? We wanted a tee that embodies that carefree, fully relaxed cruise mindset. This design, paired with the legendary Comfort Colors feel, is our love letter to endless drinks and zero worries. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Don't be afraid to try new drinks! The beauty of the package is experimenting without commitment. Who knows, you might discover your new favorite poolside concoction. Just maybe avoid the green ones on formal night.
Perfect For
- Lounging comfortably on deck with a drink in hand.
- Casual dinners or late-night casino visits.
- Gift for the friend who lives in soft, comfy tees.
- Embracing maximum relaxation with maximum beverage access.
- ✓ Features bold "WARNING i BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text with playful drink graphics.
- ✓ A highly relatable and funny design for any drink package enthusiast.
- ✓ Crisp white design stands out against the garment-dyed fabric.
- ✓ Made with ultra-soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric for a broken-in feel.
- ✓ Relaxed fit offers supreme comfort for all your cruise activities.
Frequently Asked Questions
I love Comfort Colors, will this design hold up well after many washes like my other CC shirts?
Yes, Comfort Colors tees are renowned for their durability and vintage wash that only gets better with time, ensuring your design remains vibrant through many cruises and washes.
We want matching shirts that are really comfortable for our long days on the ship; is Comfort Colors the right choice?
Absolutely! Comfort Colors tees are famous for their broken-in feel and relaxed fit, making them incredibly comfortable for all-day wear during your cruise activities and explorations.
I'm buying for someone who prioritizes comfort on vacation; is this tee really that soft?
Yes, Comfort Colors tees are garment-dyed for a unique soft, broken-in feel from the first wear, making it an incredibly comfortable and thoughtful gift for any comfort-loving cruiser.
My partner and I prefer a relaxed, lived-in feel. Is this Comfort Colors tee a good option for us to match?
Definitely! The relaxed fit and soft, pre-shrunk fabric of Comfort Colors make them a perfect comfy choice for couples to wear together, celebrating your cruise in ultimate comfort.
What's unique about the color and texture of a Comfort Colors tee?
Comfort Colors tees are garment-dyed, which gives them a unique, slightly faded, vintage look and a super soft, broken-in texture that only improves with every wash.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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