Booze Cruise Tank Top – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Booze Cruise Tank Top – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Hit the Pool Deck in Your Drink Package Cruise Tank!
Sun's out, guns out, and the drink package is activated! This hilarious tank top is your official uniform for the pool deck, the hot tub, or any sunny spot where unlimited drinks are a must. Let everyone know you're ready to party, no regrets, just good times and great drinks. Get ready to soak up the sun and the sips!
Why You'll Love It
- Perfect for hot days by the pool, keeping you cool and comfortable.
- The "Warning I Bought The Drink Package" design is a hilarious and undeniable statement.
- Actually Funny Designs: Our humor is guaranteed to get a chuckle, not a polite smile.
- Printed Fresh For You: Direct-to-garment printing ensures the bold white design is always crisp and clear.
Why We Designed This
We know the pool deck is where the real magic happens on a cruise. And what's better than a cold drink in hand while soaking up the sun? This tank top is designed for those who embrace the full potential of their drink package, from morning mimosas to sunset cocktails. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Always keep an eye on your towel chair. This tank top might draw attention, but it won't save your prime pool spot from the early birds. Sunscreen is also your friend, especially when drinking all day.
Perfect For
- Lounging by the pool or in the hot tub.
- Hitting the gym (if you're feeling ambitious) before hitting the bar.
- Making a funny statement on the lido deck.
- Gift for the friend who lives in tank tops on vacation.
- ✓ Bold "WARNING i BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text with fun drink graphics.
- ✓ A hilarious design that lets everyone know your beverage strategy.
- ✓ Crisp white lettering and vibrant illustrated cocktail art.
- ✓ Made from soft, breathable fabric, ideal for warm weather.
- ✓ Classic unisex tank top fit for maximum freedom and comfort.
Frequently Asked Questions
I have several cruise tanks; is this one breathable enough for really hot days on the lido deck?
Yes, this unisex tank is made from lightweight, breathable cotton, making it perfect for staying cool and comfortable even on the hottest days by the pool or on the bustling lido deck.
We want matching tanks for our pool day; how does the sizing run for a unisex tank?
This unisex tank typically runs true to size for men and offers a slightly relaxed fit for women, making it a versatile and great choice for group orders and matching outfits.
Is this tank top too casual for wearing to a casual dinner on the ship?
While perfect for the pool deck and daytime activities, this tank top is generally considered very casual apparel and is best suited for informal settings, pool parties, or beach excursions.
My partner and I both want to wear this tank; will it look good on both of us?
Absolutely! This unisex tank is designed to be flattering and comfortable for both men and women, making it perfect for couples to show off their drink package status together in style.
What kind of straps does this unisex tank have?
This unisex tank features standard, comfortable shoulder straps, providing good coverage and a classic tank top look that's ideal for a relaxed cruise vibe.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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