Booze Cruise Long Sleeve Shirt – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Booze Cruise Long Sleeve Shirt – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Cozy & Committed in Your Drink Package Cruise Long Sleeve!
Don't let a breezy evening on deck or overzealous ship AC cramp your drink package style! This long sleeve tee ensures you stay warm and comfortable while still declaring your liquid intentions to the world. Perfect for cooler itineraries or simply enjoying a sunset cocktail without a chill. Your commitment to good times (and good drinks) knows no temperature limits!
Why You'll Love It
- Provides extra warmth for cooler cruise evenings or air-conditioned areas.
- The "Warning I Bought The Drink Package" design is a hilarious and undeniable statement.
- Actually Funny Designs: Our humor is guaranteed to get a chuckle, not a polite smile.
- Free Shipping Over $75: Load up on cruise gear and get shipping on us!
Why We Designed This
Because sometimes the ocean breeze is a little *too* refreshing, and ship AC can be arctic! We wanted a way for our fellow drink package enthusiasts to stay cozy without sacrificing their sense of humor. This long sleeve is perfect for those who want to keep the party going, no matter the temperature. We started Funny Cruise Shirts because somebody had to give the pool deck better jokes.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
This is your go-to for trivia night in the lounge. You'll be comfortable, and the shirt might just inspire some liquid courage for those tough questions. Plus, it's a great conversation starter with fellow competitors.
Perfect For
- Cooler evenings on the open deck or balcony.
- Overly air-conditioned dining rooms and lounges.
- Protecting your arms from the sun on sea days.
- Making a funny statement even when bundled up.
- ✓ Bold "WARNING i BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text with fun drink graphics.
- ✓ A humorous design that lets everyone know your beverage strategy.
- ✓ Crisp white lettering and vibrant illustrated cocktail art.
- ✓ Made from comfortable, standard weight cotton for warmth.
- ✓ Classic unisex long sleeve fit for versatile layering.
Frequently Asked Questions
I often find myself chilly on deck at night; is this long sleeve warm enough for cool evenings?
Yes, this long sleeve tee provides a comfortable layer of warmth, making it perfect for those cooler evenings on deck, in air-conditioned areas of the ship, or during breezy port visits.
We're planning a sunset party on deck; will these long sleeves be comfortable enough for dancing and mingling?
Absolutely, the long sleeve tee offers a relaxed fit and soft fabric, ensuring comfort and freedom of movement for all your evening cruise festivities, dancing, and mingling.
I'm buying for someone who gets cold easily; will this be a practical gift for their cruise?
Yes, it's a very practical and thoughtful gift! It provides extra warmth and sun protection, making it perfect for breezy days, chilly evenings at sea, or even air-conditioned interiors.
My partner and I want to wear matching long sleeves for our Alaskan cruise; is this design still clearly visible?
The "Warning I Bought The Drink Package" design is prominently featured on the chest, ensuring it's clearly visible and makes a statement, even when layered or worn in cooler climates like an Alaskan cruise.
Is this long sleeve tee too heavy for warmer cruise destinations?
While it provides coverage, it's typically made from a comfortable, breathable cotton, making it suitable for layering or for cooler moments even in warmer destinations, providing versatility.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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