Booze Cruise V-Neck Shirt – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.

Booze Cruise V-Neck Shirt – Warning, I Bought The Drink Package
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped from the USA😂 Original cruise humor. No clip art.
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3005 Unisex Jersey V-Neck Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Style Up Your Sips with a Drink Package Cruise V-Neck Tee!
Who says you can't be stylish *and* announce your beverage intentions? This V-Neck tee lets everyone know you've invested in the drink package, all while keeping you looking sharp for those main dining room evenings or specialty restaurant reservations. It's the perfect blend of cruise humor and casual sophistication for the discerning drinker.
Why You'll Love It
- A classic V-neck cut offers a slightly elevated look for your cruise attire.
- The "Warning I Bought The Drink Package" design is a hilarious and instant ice-breaker.
- Actually Funny Designs: Our tees pass the laugh test, ensuring genuine smiles and conversations.
- Printed Fresh For You: Direct-to-garment printing means the bold white design is always crisp and clear.
Why We Designed This
We know cruise regulars appreciate versatility. This V-neck allows you to bring your signature cruise humor to more settings than just the pool deck. It’s for those who want to celebrate their drink package commitment with a touch of flair. If you're going to spend a week on a floating city, you might as well wear something that makes people laugh.
Cruise Tips (The Honest Version)
Wear this V-neck to a specialty restaurant. It's an inside joke that only other drink package holders will truly appreciate. Bonus points if you pair it with your fanciest flip-flops.
Perfect For
- Casual-chic dinners in the main dining room.
- Daytime excursions where you still want to look put-together.
- Making a fun statement without sacrificing style.
- Gift for the cruise friend who always looks good, even after a few drinks.
- ✓ Features bold "WARNING i BOUGHT THE Drink PACKAGE" text with fun drink graphics.
- ✓ A witty design that clearly communicates your cruise priorities.
- ✓ Crisp white lettering and vibrant illustrated cocktail art for a clean look.
- ✓ Classic unisex V-neck cut for a comfortable and stylish fit.
- ✓ Soft, breathable fabric that feels great for any shipboard activity.
Frequently Asked Questions
My partner prefers V-necks; is this design as clear on a V-neck as on a crew neck?
Yes, the "Warning I Bought The Drink Package" design is carefully sized and positioned to display perfectly on the V-neck, ensuring full clarity and humor without being obscured.
I like to look a bit more stylish on formal nights; is a V-neck appropriate for that?
While still casual, a V-neck can offer a slightly more refined and fashionable look than a crew neck, making it a comfortable yet stylish choice for less formal evenings at the ship's bar or lounge.
We want to stand out; does the V-neck style make this shirt more unique for our group photo?
The V-neck adds a touch of style that can differentiate your group, offering a slightly more fashionable edge while clearly announcing your "drink package" status in group photos.
I'm buying for someone who likes to accessorize with necklaces; will the V-neck accommodate that?
Absolutely, the V-neck cut is perfect for showcasing a favorite necklace or a fun cruise-themed pendant, making it a great gift for someone who enjoys accessorizing.
Is the V-neck cut deep or more modest on this tee?
The V-neck on this tee is typically a modest cut, offering a comfortable and stylish opening without being overly deep, suitable for a wide range of preferences and occasions.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
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